MARKETING LESSON

Two friends meet after a long time . Mark was upset and went aside the obvious fact that it went all right. Rick was very good mood, happy, his whole attitude showing that his life is in control and has nothing to worry about.
M : - Dude, I got rid of all problems !

R : - But what have you done?

M : - I took an elephant , man !

R : - Come brother, let the bullshit that I feel ...

M : - No bullshit . I got rid of all the problems . You know my car park ? Comes elephant every day , wash them , give tail polishes them . My wife ... you know he's obsessed with garden flowers. I have no problem, they sprinkled it five times a day ... small jet, jet sea. Kids ... you know what we were desperate . I forgot that I have now. He has elephant trunk puts back , she walks around the neighborhood , play football with them. I have no stress.

R: - Yes ! And about how you gave him?

M : - 10 000 dollars, but do not regret a penny ...

R : - You know my friend, I do not want to sell it to me?

M : - What to do ? ! No way, that's part of the family pet now, is not for sale .

R : - Here you make an offer you can not refuse. I'll give you 15,000, but I want to be mine , you know what problems I have home!

M : - No way! It is our soul , how to break up with him ?

R : - Well let that give you 20,000 , give it to me to get out of trouble.

M : - No way , man , you do not understand. Do I order one for you if you want , but you'll wait about a year to get it deliver.

R : - Mark, listen well ! I'll give you 30,000 ! Help me solve my problems, we're like brothers , we started to do business , you know my family, you were there for me in good times and in bad , you can not just leave me now.

M : - Ok Mark , I accept ! . But I do know that our friendship , you realize , I think, that I gave from the heart , it was like our child. But for your sake and your family's sake I accept to sacrifice my family.

After six months the two friends meet again. Rick cheerful , Mark , finished already bleached hair , big dark circles , etc ...

R : - Mark , my friend, what have you done ? You fucking elephant that!

M : - Why do you say that ?

R : - Do not do nothing , man. Park my car , you know ... He got his ass with huge cars, I crushed them . My wife and her ... Obsessed with flowers , to dung on them , is seeing a petal in big shit . Kids ... can not stand , but he hits with the trunk , he runs through the yard . It's a disaster ! Meanwhile I did a mild heart attack !

M : - Rick buddy , you have a problem !

R: - Yes , I know, elephant from you.

M : - No! You, with that attitude , you will not ever sell elephant, guy!


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