Today I fired my assistant. Why do I do it? It's my
birthday.
40s and, say, I was not feeling so good.
This morning when I woke up, I went to the kitchen to get a
cup of coffee waiting for me my husband to come and tell me: "Happy
birthday, baby!" Or "You look great today!" Or "negligee I
highlight the forms and almost "I walk in three legs"! ". And
during a passionate kiss to walk hands on my body. But none of this has not
happened.
My husband woke up grumpy and I did not even say
"hello" ... (you jerk!). He mumbled something unintelligible and I
concluded that it was a question like "Is free bathroom?" He went and
after a few moments, his head out the door. At that time he made the thrill of
hope and place in my heart, like a snowdrop by melting snow. But he asked me
with a candid look to bring a towel, then "hiding" in the bathroom
and I heard only the murmur of flowing water monotonous while he wash.
I said, "Well there you go, that's the man that you
deserve ..." That's what I chose, what I have! Maybe if .... ! But no, it
was better to banish that thought.
Then I refueled hope: "The children certainly will
remember!" " Only one mother had," but when they went down to
breakfast, no one said anything, being conscious to choose clothes, accessories
and gadgets with that would impress colleagues and friends.
At breakfast, the first few minutes words, each person check
email accounts on social networks, throwing
me just brief glances. I displayed
a smile "What are wonderful family!" And I sipped coffee breaks where
I "threw" various comments about the wonderful weather and the time
of year we are hoping of course that someone remembered to bring yet . Words in
the wind! Then according to the ritual, every main objective stated that it
aims to achieve that day. Kissing and separate ways.
So I went out pretty upset and even a little confused, as
though tempting to start my day with a walk through the small park nearby. I
gave up but I had the time needed to provision. But I felt a little better when
I walked into the office and my assistant told me, smiling broadly me:
"Hello, boss. Happy Birthday! "And kissed me on the cheek after
continued:" Having part of everything you want. " "I want !, I thought
I said" while my nostrils were "blooming" manly scent of my
assistant.
At last! What matters is that someone has brought, however,
remember ... Day would be much better now. I took a deep breath and I plunged
into the job s problems that they did not know what was in my heart.
I worked up a little after noon, when my assistant came into
my office telling me:
"You know, boss, it's a beautiful day, and how is your birthday,
we could go eat together ... just you and me ... in a special place, and up
there we could make even a small walk, to enjoy nice that day. " Nothing
more suitable for my mental state! I accepted immediately leaving office
thinking that a breath of fresh air can be a good enough reason to make a brief
overview of what was going to happen until late.
At the table we had a great time, we laughed, we amused when
we get back, The assistant proposed me nonchalantly: "How we felt so good
today, do you think it would be better we not go to the office today? Let's
just in my apartment ... for a drink. " "Okay," I said, but I'm
not convinced that my brain spoke or wineglass additional delight that I chose
to table ... and I went to his house. While enjoying a martini tells me
whispered: "If you do not mind, I'll go to my room, I wear more
comfortable ...". "I think it would be a good idea," I said.
After about 5 minutes, come in the room with a huge cake
with 40 candles, followed by my husband, sons, my friends, and all colleagues
in the office, throwing confetti and singing me "Happy Birthday ... Happy
Birthday ... "
And there was me: naked, no bra, no panties, lying on living
room couch with a drink in hand, waiting for him on this beast!
Oh, and I fired it.
This is not done ...
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HAVE A NICE DAY !



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