MOM OF DUMB IS ALWAYS PREGNANT !

This is a true story from an IT service company providing on line . No need to say, but the company participated in the discussion following the employee was fired . However, he sued the company for " Termination without Cause " . What follows is an excerpt from the discussion that led to the dismissal.

" C.W.H.O , can I help you? "

" Yes , I have a problem with your computer "

" What problem?"

" Well , I was writing and all of a sudden the words went away . "

" They're gone ? "

" Yes, they disappeared. "

" Hmm . And what does your screen now? "

" Nothing. "

" Nothing? "                                                               

" It's black and does not accept anything I type."

" Are you still in WordPerfect , or did you get out ? "

"Where do you realize ? "

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen? "

" What 's that prompt C: ? "

" Does not matter. Can you move the cursor on the screen? "

" There is no cursor , I told you not accept anything I type ! "

" Does your monitor have a power indicator? "

" What's a monitor ? "

" The thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV . Has a light that tells you when it's open or not ? "

" I do not know . "

" Then look behind the monitor and find where the power cord goes . Can you see that? "

" Yes , I think so . "

" Great. Follows the power cord , and tell me if it's plugged into the wall . "

" ... Yes, it is . "

"When you looked behind the monitor , did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the monitor not just one ? "

" No. "

"Well, there are. May look again and find the other cable . "

"Ok , I've found . "

" Watch it and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer . "

" I can not do that. "

"Oh . But can you see if it is ? "

" No. "

" Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean on something ? "

" Oh, it's because they do not have the right angle , but because it's dark . "

" Darkness !"

" Yes -the office light is off , the only light I have is coming out. "

" Well, turn on the office light then . "

" I can not. "

" No why? "

" Because it's a power outage . "

" Uh ... no electricity ? Oh, ok . I think I solved the problem. Still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in ? "

" Yes , we keep in the closet. "

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just as you received . And then take it back to the shop where you got it . "

" Really? Is it that bad ? "

" Yes , I'm afraid so. "

" Then that's it, I suppose. And what to say ? "

" Tell them you're too stupid to have computer"

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